Radio Andy's John Hill reveals his NSFW holiday wishes for Andy Cohen
Radio Andy's John Hill reveals his NSFW holiday wishes for Andy Cohen
🎁 The "Top 5" NSFW Holiday Wishes
While most friends exchange candles or socks, John Hill decided to gift Andy a verbal "top five" countdown of X-rated scenarios. Andy, playing the role of the nervous straight-man, asked, "What could go wrong?" before John launched into his list:
The "Dirty Chimney" Visual: John’s fifth wish involved a "jolly giant fat old man" getting stuck in a very specific, "dirty" anatomical chimney of Andy's.
The Hanukkah Twist: His fourth wish was a raunchy remix of "My Favorite Things," wishing for "raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt." Andy immediately questioned the appropriateness of equating Hanukkah traditions with adult film tropes, to which John retorted, "I don't know what kind of Hanukkah you're having."
The "Heated Rivalry" Fantasy: Wish number three involved "visions of sugar plums" dancing in Andy's head while he was "Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry" (a popular gay romance novel). Surprisingly, this was the one wish Andy fully endorsed, laughing, "That I can stand behind. Yes, absolutely."
The Legal Haunting: Taking a sharp turn into "shady" territory, John’s second wish was that Andy be visited by the "Ghosts of Housewives past, present, and presently suing him." This was a cheeky nod to the various legal battles the Bravo mogul has faced with former cast members over the last year.
The Mystery "Grand Finale": While the full list was a barrage of innuendo, John saved his most descriptive (and unprintable) wish for the top spot, involving a "North Pole" scenario that left Andy speechless and reaching for the "dump" button.
💘 A Friendship Forged in the Early 2000s
The ease with which John and Andy trade these "NSFW" barbs comes from a deep history. The two were a serious couple from roughly 2002 to 2005, a time Andy often chronicles in his diaries as his "Broadway years" (John was a performer in Hairspray and The Boy from Oz at the time).
The Sex Tape Reveal: Earlier in 2025, the pair went viral for discussing a sex tape they made in 2003. Andy joked that the tape is so old it's "on a format we probably can't even transfer," though John joked it was probably "better that way."
The Post-Breakup Pivot: Unlike many Hollywood exes, they transitioned into a professional powerhouse duo. Andy hired John as a producer for Watch What Happens Live and later gave him his own platform, The John Hill Show, on Radio Andy.
🎙️ Why Fans Love the "Andy & John" Dynamic
The holiday segment highlighted exactly why the Andy Cohen Live morning show remains a flagship for SiriusXM. The chemistry between the two is rooted in a "no-holds-barred" honesty that only exes can truly achieve. John Hill serves as the one person in Andy's orbit who isn't afraid to "call him out" on his ego, his dating life, or his parenting neuroses.
As the segment wrapped, Andy joked that he’d be spending his holiday "bleaching his brain" to get John's visuals out of his head, though he ultimately thanked his co-host for the "most memorable gift of the season."
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